So if any of you stuck around school long enough today, you may have noticed an unprecedented number of people walking around with pizza boxes. Well, allegedly what at first started out as a minor detail that was ove looked, turned into one of the biggest party fouls of the 21st century.
What happened was that the lunch crew conveniently forgot to let Little Caesars know that there is no lunch this week.
Now this brings another question to mind.
Why is it that on the worst week of the year they choose to not only take away all our fun by giving exams, but also think its okay to take away our food. Last I checked over 50% of humans require food to survive.
So how exactly do they expect us to pass exams, on material we never covered (see previous post), while our stomachs are literally eating themselves from the inside out?
I can just see it now, the teachers are all sitting around a table in the teachers' lounge, which is a suspiciously over protected area (Mr. Curtis stands in front of the door between classes... literally every single day), all placing bets on who is going to break down into tears in the hallways, and who is going to be the first to either pass out or die in class from exhaustion.
Lucky for us we were able to beat the system and many of us actually were given pizza (when I say given I mean a charge of $3) It was a last day's ration to prevent many deaths on the final exam days; my guess is they don't want to deal with the paper work.
And all you suckers who thought NPC was giving you a great deal on pizza, think again. As it turns out, they got the pizza for free and then sold it to us so they could add money to the betting pool.
3 comments:
One would think that a BLOG written by any number of high-school seniors would be produced with some level of sensitivity towards grammar, punctuation.
I've got an idea, how about we make a game out of identifying the "TYPO'S" in each Blog entry.
zomggggg that sounds like SOOoO MUCH FUN!!!!! ! !! ! !! !!! ! !!! !! ! !!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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