The voiceofnpc staff has officially come to the conclusion that Santa Clause does in fact exist. It is virtually impossible that the same parents that have given us curfews and chores could also be responsible for staking all those remote control cars and barbie dolls under the Christmas trees.
We decide that the reason that so many parents have so avidly worked to convince their children that Santa isn't real is that they want all the glory for the great gifts.
Also, by making us think that they put the gifts there, they have the power to "take away our Christmas presents" if we are bad, which I have been threatened with on multiple occasions.
Just a word of advice to all of you, don't worry about your parents' empty threats of "canceling Christmas", Santa and his elves are an unstoppable force that no parents can stop no matter how hard they try.
And if any ever tries to convince you that Santa is a lie, here are some facts that prove his existence: (Santa apologetics if you will)
1. Notice how small the screws are on all the toys, obviously they were made by elves.
2. Notice how your parents open the flue of the fireplace before bed, or make sure the back door is unlocked.
3. Parents always seem very surprised/shocked by the gifts you open, clearly they have no idea what your getting.
4. There have been multiple accounts of people seeing reindeer flying, though the government quickly, and quietly "eliminates" all who witness these events.
5. He has an 800 number.
312-924-3730 the voiceofnpc wish list number is 1077791
P.S. This is likely the last post until the end of break, unless something real extraordinary happens.
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