Miss Strayer was suddenly and unexpectedly struck violently ill only hours before the middle school play today. But people don't think this is just any old flu. Reports show that she is suffering from smallpox, though the symptoms are similar to chickenpox.
How did this happen?
Suspicions are that Tri-unity Christian purposefully infected her home with the virus as an act of hate for our always- successful plays.
To be honest, I'm not surprised. I mean what would you do if you were constantly living in the shadow of NPC middle school plays? That, paired with the jealousy they have of our superior sports program, gives them more than ample motive for committing this terrible crime.
Apparently, their government program is also lacking, and no one told them biological warfare is a federal offense.
And to all those Tri-unity kids that think they are going to get away with this; I have two words of warning:
C-Squad
Shadda
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