Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Beware of potential college exams

Just a little heads up that apparently it is now okay for teachers to give you college exams in place of high school ones. And these aren't just any old college exams, these exams are coming straight from predominate American colleges across the country such as Brown, Duke, Cornerstone, Harvard, Cornell, and Calvin.
And in many cases, these exams will cover material that you've never covered.
Examples:
The Critical Thinking exam: Which clearly had nothing to do with What Mr. Hoffman taught because I didn't recognize a single word on it. From what I could tell it was some sort of mix between calculus and mandarin and the 8th grade grammar compensy test.
So my advice to you is that all you hard working students out there: Give up.
Simply put your pencil down and grab a pack of matches and go all Farenheit 451 on your study material. And do something more productive.
Such as:
Building Snowmen
Building an igloo
Going sledding
Facebook
failblog.org
And my personal choice: http://elfyourself.jibjab.com/view/bY85KSENBFVcVHo0

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

just wait till you see the precalc exam!

Nick said...

Oh NO!!!!
Let us hope that all the teachers are not inspired by this. They might find it an easy way to give exams, instead of making their own. We must rebel against the authority >:)