That's right, you read it right. We have officially confirmed that there are demons in Barnes and Nobles.According the the 12th grade English substitute, ( who is also a prominent employee of B&N) there are indeed, "demons", primarily in the teen book section of Barnes and Nobles.
And when one student objected to this claim, saying he had never seen them, she remarked, "If you don't feel them then you aren't close enough to God"
I for one, am not surprised by this. I have always been a little suspicious of that store, particularly the medicine section (which includes voodoo magic books).
The confirmation of these B&N demons makes me wonder about the school's ulterior motives behind the so called "leisure reading".
Honestly, isn't anyone else slightly alarmed by the fact that we are required to read books on our own time, and that it is highly recommended that we buy them from Barnes and Nobles?
I don't think it's out of the question to think that the English department could be in cahoots with the B&N demon gang.
2 comments:
Actually, the Kent Distict Library is in on this consirpacy too. Really, it is quite dangerous enter ANY place that has books! So beware! Maybe consider buying a very wholesome book online, or maybe you mom has a book you could borrow.
I cannot believe your sub said that. Kill me now.
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