The OSN interrupted Ty Penington's "Extreme Makeover: Home Edition" tonight,( which horrified stay- at -home moms across the nation), to announce that the potential snow day rating just jumped to 97.35%. The only thing that stands in Jack Frost way, is the ever present Mr. MOLDAnator. Anaylses are saying that it is literally suicide for Mr. Molda to not call a snow day.
Many of you may be asking, "Why would he risk our well being to have school?"
To find this answer we must turn back a few pages in our history books to the Blizzard of '07, in which Mr. Molda lost the fight to Jack Frost, and was forced to call not one, but two snow days.
Now this loss of one battle typically wouldn't mean much to Molda, but to add insult to injury it is said that students arrived at school the day following the blizzard chanting,
"The blizzard of '07 was a lot like heaven".
So the real reason Mr. Molda refuses to give snow days can be summed up in one word:
REVENGE!
Thats right, you may all have to sacrifice your life tomorrow so the MOLDAnator can have his revenge.
1 comment:
NOOOOOO!!!!! I've got my money on Jack Frost, we've seen some good fights won by him. Molda doesn't stand a chance. And with all the clutsy girls in our school, I'm not nameing names but....sounds like fenna jahlen, someone might get hurt and Molda (hopefully) won't take that chance. SNOWDAY FTW!!!!
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