It seems that our 7k tuition and 5 dollar parking fee does not include a snowplow service of any kind. Is this smart NPC?, leaving fresh, new, slippery snow in a parking lot for people to slip on and break their pelvises ? Absolutely not; here are two reasons. . .
First, every year numerous people slip on their way into to school making their bad day even worse, not to mention losing their dignity as they enter school. I for one simply do not feel safe going to school in the morning knowing that I will likely fall at least once on my way.
In my opinion, they simply don't care about your safety, if they did care about our safety they would have called a snow day today. Also, it is going against the Bible to leave the parking lot un-plowed. "How is not plowing a parking lot against the bible?" one might ask. The answer is the Bible says do not tempt, and every time i see snow covered parking lot, I get this urge to take my car and do doughnuts for hours on end, which endangers everyone within sight.
Keep in mind that in previous years, multiple students have gotten busted for doughnuts, burn-outs, and the likes. So, be careful everyone... The parking lot is now a baited trap that NPC is trying to get you to fall into so they have a reason to take even more of your money.
I for one am choosing not to attend school until I feel that it's safe to cross the parking lot.
P.S. Many of you may have noticed how terribly hard it was to clean your car off. Remember Alex and Brice will do it for $2 ($3 for valet) and with their shirts off for $5.
4 comments:
probably the most true and verified fact about good ol NPC. I am laughing out loud still bc this is hilarious. By the way Alex ur hired. shirt off and maybe ill pay u extra if u do a good job. peace
Benham
I concur! I've nearly died countless times due to our crappy parking lot.
i must agree it is simply unsafe. Although, i must warn all who park in the NPC parking lot, watch out for Ashley Wisz. We have all seen the damage she can do when the roads are perfectly normal. She drive a huge green car. Its the size of Texas you wont miss it, and if you like your car, i would suggest that you do not park by her.
its not green its BLACK!
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