Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Asian food voted worst cafeteria food ever!

An official survey was conducted by FSN (Food for School Network (a branch of the OSN)) which showed that asian food day is statistically the worst day to eat in the cafeteria. 
 
 Do any of you actually look at what your putting in your mouth? Because you really should. 
I think everyone needs to take a good hard look at this picture. 
 
 Let me walk you through what your seeing here. 
 
In the upper left your seeing some white rice that was canned well over a decade ago top with some kind of honey, Ketchup and salt mix that was blended together and then allowed to ferment for a few days. 
 
In the upper right you'll see what they like to call "the egg role" but in reality is is just the leftovers from the past month that were blended together and rapped in a stale tortilla (only god knows what all is in that thing). 
 
 
And the Grand Finally down at the bottom. Which we have been able to confirm exactly what it is but it appears to be a goo of some kind that Mr. Molda scraped of the bottom of the bus and mixed with the fetal pig remnants from anatomy; and then told his wife to sell it to us innocent teenagers. 
 
So unless your name is Jay Cho, who apperently, from the bible morning surveys, survives solely on white rice, I recommend that you avoid eating the asian food at all cost.  

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

asian day is the best NPC lunch ever! !!! ! ! ! !!! !!!!

Forrest said...

Then why do you hide behind your anonymous identity!
Asian(food) day sucks worse than google...
And I definitely saw Jay eating a sandwich yesterday.