Follow up. (Blizzard Warning, Imminent school closures)

The OSN (Optimistic Snow-day Network) just confirmed that the flash blizzard we are now experiencing is indeed the surprise attack from Jack Frost that they warned of earlier. People are warned that leaving their homes will result in near certain death, and to remain in  heated buildings at all times. 

For those of you that are curious as to how bad this could get, the OSN is recommending that you watch "The Day After Tomorrow". 

Additionally, it is encouraged that if you do venture outside, wear golf shoes or cleats of some sort, as to avoid slipping and seriously injuring your pelvis, or, worse. And to all those thrill seekers out there that think their mittens can stand up to the cold, it is recommended that you tie a rope to your foot and a flag to your head so your family can see where you are buried and drag you back inside to thaw by the fire.