Blizzard Warning, Imminent school closures.

This just in: Regular broadcasting of Desperate Housewives was abruptly interrupted, ( much to the dismay of 15 year- old girls across America), to air an urgent alert from OSN (Optimistic Snow Day Network). 

NOTICE:  Although snowfall does appear to be slowing, old Jack Frost is just waiting for the right moment to snow us all in. It is advised that you avoid any place you would not like to be snowed into over break (e.g. school, work, the bathroom etc.)

All Northpointers are strongly advised to skip school tomorrow to prevent the possibility of being stranded there over Thanksgiving, in which case you would more likely be celebrating "Cranks Giving", which faculty have clearly begun celebrating a little early this year. 

In Addition: it is highly encouraged that everyone take time to read:

"How to survive being stranded in snow" 

http://www.essortment.com/hobbies/survivebeingst_tvdv.htm